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Sometimes My Heart Pushes My Ribs

Monday, August 10th, 2009

by Ellen Kennedy
Muumuu House 2009
Reviewed by Matt Soucy

0_5stars

“Poetry is Terrible”

kennedy ellen coverI usually use quotes in my reviews but I won’t be doing so here because it would require opening the book again. To be gentle, Ellen Kennedy sounds too young for her own writing. To be direct, Sometimes My Heart Pushes My Ribs is awful, painful (not poetically, actually) and pointless.

For one, she attempts a taut narrative style, packed with name dropping repetition (Woody Allen, Ned Vizzini, Norm MacDonald). The tautness is meaningless, the repetition is frustratingly slow, and she doesn’t even achieve a rhythm by accident.

Another affectation is her vulgarity which, I suppose, is meant to shock the reader into being interested. It doesn’t. She discusses blowjobs, shits she’s taken recently and pissing standing up. She even gets her celebrities involved in the sexual action. It sounds exciting I know, but there is nothing behind the vulgarity (like the exuberant expanse one finds behind much of Ginsberg’s vulgarity) and by the end of the book you will be mentally chastising her like the parent you never wanted to become: “Are you really talking about this again? Haven’t you grown up yet?”

This book reads like the worst of blogs. I appreciate that there is an internet generation, but let’s not confuse poetry with, ‘this is what I’m thinking right now, if I put it on a page it will become profound.’ And it just isn’t enough to state that the poet might be ‘aware’ of the childishness she puts forward, and that all of this is done in the name of irony. If that’s the hope for this book, then it’s twice dead: bland, self-absorbed confession and “the idea” of bland, self-absorbed confession are equally mundane. People who ready Kennedy and like it might complain that “never getting anywhere, never doing anything” is the point. They also might like reading their friends’ diaries and talking about how life sucks, knowing in the process that doing so is lame, and assuming that this brand of self-awareness saves the day.

Which calls to mind a Roland Barthes essay, “Operation Margarine.” Barthes uses the example of a margarine commercial where someone states that a mousse made with margarine is “unthinkable.” But once the commercial has met the viewers’ stereotypes about margarine head on, “one’s eyes are opened, one’s conscience becomes more pliable, and margarine is a delicious food, tasty, digestible, economical, useful in all circumstances.” The mousse isn’t so bad after all: “The moral at the end is well known: ‘Here you are, rid of a prejudice which cost you dearly!’”

As Barthes states, sometimes “a little ‘confessed’ evil saves one from acknowledging a lot of hidden evil”: “What does it matter, after all, if margarine is just fat, when it goes further than butter, and costs less?” But margarine that acknowledges its own weaknesses is still margarine. To be so plain about one’s weaknesses and label it irony is rarely more than an attempt to hide them. This is absolutely the case with Kennedy. There are a million pink diaries out there that would make a better read.

But I don’t want to be overly cruel. What is really interesting is that this book has been published. No one at any point in the reading to final publishing process thought to question these poems? The best I can come up with is that Muumuu House convinced itself this is something that it isn’t. The press delights in poets who stamp “look at me i’m self-conscious” on their foreheads. But the notion that responding to anxiety and self-consciousness by “telling it all” makes for depth needs to be destroyed. Especially when the subject refuses to invent, has nothing to say anyway.

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As if the World Really Mattered

Monday, March 10th, 2008

by Art Goodtimes
La Alameda Press 2007
Reviewed by John Deming

0_5stars

A-zazen

goodtimes coverI don’t trust all beards, but I trust Art Goodtimes’s. Here’s a Roland Barthes analysis of beards: “True, it can simply be the attribute of a free man, detached from the daily conventions of our world and who shrinks from wasting time in shaving.” Comedian George Carlin’s “Beard Poem” is also worth noting:

Here’s my beard
Ain’t it weird?
Don’t be sceered;
It’s just a beard.

The point then is that some people grow beards to say “I don’t have time for your status quo.” For others, beards are inevitable. As I said, I trust Art Goodtimes’s beard.

There’s little I can say about the poems, though, that they won’t say for themselves. Let’s take a walk through “To Shit Proper.” Watch where you step. The poem begins:

Draw a circle in the duff
with a walking stick
Kneel & scoop out
a little earth.
Sans pants, sans shoes,
squat & fire.
Bare butt, barefoot,
there’s so much to see.

Why draw the circle? Maybe it’s like “Anecdote of the Jar” only with a guy shitting in the woods. Before I continue with “To Shit Proper,” though, I owe you a little background. First, yes, that is our man on the book cover. And here’s his bio: “Poet, journalist and third-term Green county commissioner, Art Goodtimes is a former poetry editor for Earth First! Journal and Wild Earth. He served as poet-in-residence for the annual Telluride Mushroom Festival for 25 years and continues as founder/director of the annual Talking Gourds poetry gatherings.”

What is a poetry “gathering”? Why does he love mushrooms so much? What kinds of mushrooms are we talking about? Maybe the nostalgic “Passing the Acid Test, ” which recalls the poet’s years as a hitchhiker, can shed some light on that last question:

And the world
shot forward—rocketing me, my backpack and the beer
rapidly backwards in the wrong direction.

Does he often go backwards in the right direction? Forwards in the wrong direction? Sidewards in a tepid direction? A lot of Art Goodtimes’s sentences lack a sense of elementary logic; others are flat out poorly constructed. But I’m being a downer. Here’s the rest of “To Shit Proper”; bear in mind he’s squatting:

Pine martens scampering
In the windfall spruce.

Flowering tongues of lichen
eating their way into rock.

So much to hear.
The zazen whine of mosquitoes

& the electricity of flies
rushing to their life’s work

Wipe with a green leaf,
cover lightly & resume walking.

I take issue with cover “lightly” from a sanitary standpoint. From a lyric standpoint, the word “zazen” is wedged in with thoughtless abandon. Do wild animals listen and watch in this way when equally “busy” in the woods? Or is most of their effort focused on the task at hand?

I think these poems are some of the sloppiest, most annoyingly didactic poems I’ve ever seen. Yet somehow I can’t resist the impulse to tell everyone I know who reads poetry books that it is a must-own; the question is whether I mean it in a “everyone should own Touch Me: The Poems of Suzanne Somers” way or a “everyone should own a book of Far Side comics for the coffee table” way.

Either way, take another look at the book cover—a good look—and wonder how you could be without “Twisted” in your home. Here’s a sampling from the middle of the poem:

Eyes shut.
Floating on the rug of meditation
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
So what if you can skate Olympic arabesques in flawless tens?
Stop!
Break through the ice!
Jump into life & swim!
Houdini knew the secrets of setting free the self.
Be a grizzly!

I hope you took my advice and looked at the cover before reading the lines. Yes, that is a grizzly towering over our bard, who in wielding his mushroom staff and harnessing the secret of lightning appears to be “setting free the self.”

But there are questions, are there not? And they aren’t about whether or not the “rug of meditation” is metaphorical. Houdini is of the greatest interest, and in case you’re wondering, yes, the reference is entirely random; Houdini doesn’t come up anywhere else in the poem. My guess is the poet saw a special about Houdini on cable at a friend’s house the night before and started free-associating about it aloud until the friend could take it no more, and Goodtimes went home to write.

Why indict figure skaters? Did he get dumped by a figure skater when he started dropping acid in the seventies? Why is Houdini a model to be followed when a figure skater is not? If a person broke through the ice being skated on by an Olympic skater, wouldn’t there be cement underneath? And if they’re on a pond, wouldn’t they freeze to death in such swimmable “life”? The book offers a wealth of equally charming mixed metaphors:

Because Wall St. is a liar
with a tongue as slick as grease
& miles & miles of wheels
that only roll as long as you let it.

Take that, Wall Street.

To return to Barthes, though: a critic who merely professes he “doesn’t understand” what he is criticizing is not being humble; he is committing a self-aggrandizing fallacy: “All this means in fact is that one believes oneself to have such sureness of intelligence that acknowledging an inability to understand calls in question the clarity of the author and not that of one’s own mind.”

Goodtimes does his part to clear things up—there is an “explanation paragraph” written for each poem and published at the back of the volume (as it happens, these are considerably more interesting than the poems). But the truth is, when he is being incomprehensible—“your’re [sic] just another / neopagan zenmother Buddhada”; when he is being fallacious—“be inspired / by what breathes / beneath your feet”; when he is being obvious—“Getting so lost / you find yourself,” you the reader or critic understand all too well: this half-baked wisdom is the best he could come up with:

No more manna from the mono.
Remember,
out of the mud grows the lotus.
That embodied heavenly now
where we too can embrace
the thousand-armed goddess.

Going back to the beard: I trust it. The other day on the subway I was bored and attempted to read over someone’s shoulder. The person noticed, and folded the newspaper to block my view. You can be confident Art Goodtimes would never do this; he would encourage you to read it, he would read it aloud to you in fact, then tap his mushroom staff twice on the floor and teleport the two of you to a mountaintop where you discuss the article and its relation to the divine.

In the end, I think poetry is simply too human an activity for this hairy animal, which is why the book almost defies our decorous and definitive rating system: you could see this getting either half a star or ten-and-a-half stars, something existing beyond a system’s own capacity to exist. It is disgusting to see someone defecating between cars on a New York street; somehow Goodtimes in the woods with his wretched green leaf seems at least slightly more natural, natural in a way that can’t and hasn’t been put into words. Let me affix the name “bard” in the stars above this man’s head and suggest you buy the book if you want a good laugh, if you want to cut off the cover and hang it on your wall. You too can embrace the thousand-armed goddess.

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